You Say Ghidrah ;  I Say Ghidorah;
 
I say Mothra ;  And You Say Mosura
 
Ghidrah ; Ghidorah ; Mothra ; Mosura
 
Let's call the whole thing off;
 
You say Godzilla ;  I say Gojira
 
I say Minilla  ;  You say Minja
 
Godzilla ; Gojira ;  Minilla ; Minja
 
Let's call the whole thing off;
 
They say that Kaiju Films can't last;
 
But we will watch them all; Just like in the past
 
I say Nihon  ;  You say Japan
 
I say more FX ; You say more plot plan
 
Nihon ; Japan ; FX ; Plot Plan
 
LET'S CALL THE WHOLE THING OFF!
 
Except that we can't!