You Cause Pain
by Rob Morris

 

(Fully powered, Saavik floats before the creature in space; She begins to sing)

You cracked the mantle of Romulus
Like you just overboiled a pot

Your heads strategically hid behind your wings
The planet was sideways cut

You had one moon crash on Qo'nos
As they watched their ships go down;

And all the warriors dreamed that they'd be your killer

They'd be your killer and

Chorus:
You cause pain
You probably think this Fic is about you
You cause pain
I bet you think this arc is about you
Don't you, don't you

Oh you hit Earth many eons ago
When it was still quite primal
Well you ate the hearts of the good monsters
But as one died he made you ill

Then you wiped away the future foes
Like Borg, Founders, and Breen

And for some fun, you wiped out the Z-Fighters,
Wiped out the Z-Fighters

Chorus

You cause pain
You probably think this Fic is about you
You cause pain
I bet you think this arc is about you
Don't you, don't you

Well I heard you fought USS Saratoga
And your beams naturally won

Then you flew your vast bulk off to Proxima Centauri
To cause the total heat death of the sun

Well you're in the legends of all lifekinds
And sometimes you hang out with
Some Marvel/DC demon or a Buffyverse monster
Buffyverse monster

Chorus

You cause pain
You probably think this Fic is about you
You cause pain
I bet you think this arc is about you
Don't you, don't you

(Satisfied; She nods at him and prepares to fight)

(Ghidorah holds up a sign; There is writing on it)

Ghidorah's sign : Not to be rude, but you are aware that none of your
words carried through the vacuum of space, this assuming I even
understood Federation Standard Lingual?

(Saavik makes her own sign)

Saav's sign : How are you able to write this, then, putting aside your
lack of hands?

(She flies off; Ghidorah looks around; pulls out giant ketchup bottle;
It won't come out; A voice is heard)

Carly S : An-ti-cip-ation.......

(END)