You Cause Pain
by Rob Morris
(Fully powered, Saavik floats before the creature in space; She begins to sing)
You cracked the mantle of Romulus
Like you just overboiled a potYour heads strategically hid behind your wings
The planet was sideways cutYou had one moon crash on Qo'nos
As they watched their ships go down;And all the warriors dreamed that they'd be your killer
They'd be your killer and
Chorus:
You cause pain
You probably think this Fic is about you
You cause pain
I bet you think this arc is about you
Don't you, don't youOh you hit Earth many eons ago
When it was still quite primal
Well you ate the hearts of the good monsters
But as one died he made you illThen you wiped away the future foes
Like Borg, Founders, and BreenAnd for some fun, you wiped out the Z-Fighters,
Wiped out the Z-FightersChorus
You cause pain
You probably think this Fic is about you
You cause pain
I bet you think this arc is about you
Don't you, don't youWell I heard you fought USS Saratoga
And your beams naturally wonThen you flew your vast bulk off to Proxima Centauri
To cause the total heat death of the sunWell you're in the legends of all lifekinds
And sometimes you hang out with
Some Marvel/DC demon or a Buffyverse monster
Buffyverse monsterChorus
You cause pain
You probably think this Fic is about you
You cause pain
I bet you think this arc is about you
Don't you, don't you(Satisfied; She nods at him and prepares to fight)
(Ghidorah holds up a sign; There is writing on it)
Ghidorah's sign : Not to be rude, but you are aware that none of your
words carried through the vacuum of space, this assuming I even
understood Federation Standard Lingual?(Saavik makes her own sign)
Saav's sign : How are you able to write this, then, putting aside your
lack of hands?(She flies off; Ghidorah looks around; pulls out giant ketchup bottle;
It won't come out; A voice is heard)Carly S : An-ti-cip-ation.......
(END)