( We see that The Dominion Prison Camp is out in the open air; Worf, having attained the rank of Colonel, runs a secret operation from it; He sports a Bomber Flight Jacket )

( Vorta Kalink walks up to him )

VK : Colonel Worf. Did I hear digging last night?

Worf : Oh, no sir. The men were just pacing back and forth a lot.

VK : Whatever for?

Worf : Oh, sir! You've seen right through me, as always. They were trying to figure out what to get you for your birthday. The men are so devoted to you.

VK : As well they should be. There has never been a successful escape from St'lg kt'rce!

Worf : Oh, we know that, sir. Martok and I were discussing that same thing at Quark's last week.

( Realizes his words too late )

VK : Quark's? But that's on Deep Space Nine---Oh, I get it. You were dreaming again! Oh, it must be so hard to be a broken prisoner!

Worf : Er, yes. Well, I have to go. Bye

( Walks off )

Worf : I cannot believe he fell for that.

VK : FIRST!!!

( The First, who is a trifle out of shape to be a Jem'Hadar, responds to VK's call )

First : Y'whl! I respond, Vorta Kalink!

VK : Have you noticed any unusual activity among the prisoners?

First : I have seen, and I know of no such activity!

( First glances nervously as Garak and Bashir set up an antenna on top of The Camp's sensor array; Bashir actually waves )

First : I see No Thing that is unusual! No Thing!

( Back in barracks )

Worf : How far do our tunnels now extend?

Tain : All over the planet. Plus, we have communications bunkers in each one, with their antennas hidden by Dominion banners.

Bashir : What's more, we're doing a brisk business, moving out over 1500 Federation prisoners a day.

Garak : A most fortunate thing that, while imprisoned here, we discovered that temporal anomaly. It took us 5 years into the past, enabling us to have the camp ready when the Dominion arrived.

Worf : Yes. All goes well. But now we have to smuggle the Defiant back to DS9. Perhaps Kalink can help us.

( Vorta Kalink stands amazed ; We see Defiant )

VK : Amazing, Colonel Worf! This full-scale replica model you made for the Female Founder has such incredible detail! Don't let anything happen to it.

( Defiant takes off )

Worf : Oh, Kahless! The wind is taking it!

VK :  No, Colonel! All that work your men did. Mark my words, this wind will be investigated at the highest levels!

Next week on Worf's Warriors :

( We see Bashir made up to look vaguely like a shapeshifter )

VK : Oh, we are so blessed to have you here, Founder!

Bashir : This place is filthy and disorderly, unlike the Great Link. Turn on all the lights to investigate this dirt!

VK : But Founder, that will light the way for The Federation Task Force to...

Bashir : Are you questioning a Founder?

( VK and First look scared )

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