Despite her fall, Winn Adami stood haughtily in the underworld."Fancy seeing you here, 'Man Of The Land'."
Dukat was all smiles. Unfortunately, those smiles belonged to The Joker.
(The Mark Hamill Joker, not the show-stealing Nicholson one)
"Oh, Adami! What exactly brings you to Stygia, Acheron and Kuk-o-monga? Was it trying to kill Bareil, working Bareil to death, or stealing credit and glory by trading on Bareil's name? Hmmm? Which sin was it?""To Hell With You, Dukat!"
Dukat turned and looked at the writer.
"Thanks, Rob. After all, that IS the sort of thing she would say. More's the pity."
Winn still was indignant.
"Dukat, I REFUSE to be subjected to that horrid Old Navy Commercial that you are sentenced to live in."
Laughing, Dukat pushed Winn off a steep cliff in Hell. He yelled down to her.
"Of course you won't, Adami! The Pagh Wraiths only give that punishment to people they LIKE!"
When she landed, Winn saw that she was in an office on Earth. She read the lettering on her office window.
"Winn Adami---Liasion between The White House And The Office Of The Independent
Counsel----NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!""Today on CNN's Burden Of Proof--let's ALL point at Kai Winn---and Laugh."