THE SUMMERS' HOME, JANUARY 22, 2003

Andrew woke up on the floor. He was alone.

"Hey, did you guys totally go out and fight evil without me?"

A voice came from the darkness.

"They left you behind."

Andrew squinted. It was a tall man with even taller dark hair.

"Oh, they wouldn't do that. They need me to join the Doos."

The voice again.

"Need you, fool? Why in the name of all that is strong would they need someone like you?"

Andrew felt a familiar twinge at the voice.

"Lots of things. I can fight, I know some magic, and I tell good jokes."

The voice chuckled.

"The one girl is a born warrior. The other is a born witch. And not only are you not as funny as the carpenter, but you'll note none of the younger girls burst in on your shower!"

Andrew gulped.

"Hey, that's not fair. Anya was over, and she was bragging on his thing, and they all got curious. Its just like in Gen13 when Grunge kept peeping on Fairchild..."

A loud shout cut off this newest reference.

"SILENCE!!! Have you ever known even the slightest touch of any kind of lover? No, don't answer that. I'm here to kill you, Andrew."

Andrew gulped very hard.

"Well, come out and do it, then! Just-just turn on the lights before you do. I've earned the right to see the face of my killer."

The voice sank.

"No, you haven't. But I will let you see my face--by turning on my light! AAAAAHHHH!!!!"

The man's dark hair lit up as he screamed. It turned golden, revealing the muscular figure's form. He sneered at Andrew.

"HOW DARE such as you compare yourself to the Prince Of All Saiyens! You aren't even fit to fight Roschi's Turtle!"

Andrew sank to his knees, cried and begged, and basically became even more pathetic.

"Prince Vegeta, I'm sooo sorry. Tell me, did Goku use instant transmit to get you here?"

Vegeta smiled.

"You say you're sorry? Very well. Then write down that you are so 100,000 times."

Andrew stood up smiling.

"I can handle that with a Go To program. Or does it have to be by hand? Cause my hand really cramps up."

Vegeta raised his opened palm, and held it in front of Andrew.

"You'll find you have no such cramping..."

An energy blast obliterated Andrew.

"....in the Next Dimension!"

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Above the sleeping Andrew, Xander nodded. Willow checked her texts.

"We can do this to him three more times. Who's next?"

Xander smiled.

"The Legion Of Doom!"

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Luthor laughed.

"Sinestro, use your yellow power ring to change this fool into a mindless monster with which to destroy the Superfriends!"

Andrew pleaded.

"Lex, please! I can tell you all about the Crisis, the reboot--Smallville!"