"Boy, that Doctor Gero was sneaky. Even though his own androids finished him off, he found a doorway between the  afterlife and another next dimension called The Nexus. He kept coming back, and no matter how many times we beat him,  he'd show up a minute later, rarin to go. We thought Cell was bad?!"

"Well, then things get weird--and around here, that's saying something. When The Nexus starts to go all wacky in another universe, this bald guy shows up. He has no fighting power, but he seems like a real king or something. He has an android too, only he's a really nice guy. That Geordi has a scouter built in to his own eyes! And that Worf fella has lots of untapped strength. His people are warriors, like The Saiyajins--my people."

"They also have this lady who can feel when someone's afraid. It was her who suggested that we wait until Doctor Gero got nervous before striking at him. Wouldnja know it? The big dumb genius ended up blasting his own past self, before he ever left. It makes my head hurt, just to think about it."

"Captain Picard--the bald man--still seems sad, even though we won. I ask him why, and he tells me about someone else who used to live in The Nexus. A man who died saving a world of people he never even met. Boy, was Captain Picard ever surprised when I told him our little secret. He asked me, and I said sure, for all the help he gave. Besides, this other guy sounds like he has real fighting power. So I gather the seven dragonballs, and say the words."

"Eternal Dragon--we ask that you restore to life---Captain James T. Kirk!"

"Another nice guy, but with some kind of speech impediment. I mean, he pauses between EVERY word!"

KAMEHAMEHAAAA!!!!! or The End