To The Tune Of  'Sloop  John B'  by The Beach Boys

(Kirk sings)

We left on The Enterprise B; Pavel, Scotty and Me; Around Orion's Belt
we did roam; But things went astray; It wasn't Tuesday; Now the ship's
so broke up; I wanna go home

There were things wrong that I couldn't dream; We had no tractor beam;
Then I heard that we were the only ship close; The trip was no fun; The
ship wasn't done; But I swear one last time; We'll see the ship home

So fire up the B's warp core; And see how the Impulse sets; Call on The
Captain; We've gotta bring this ship home; Bring us back home; Oh, Bring
Us Back Home; Yeah, Yaeh; The Ship might break up--so bring us back
home.

The red alert started to blare; Harriman gave up his chair; Then a ship
of El-Aurians up and went boom; The media drones; why won't they leave
me alone; I'm going down below deck; So we can go home

But the nexus started to flare; It wiped away all my cares; Somehow I
always knew I would  die alone; But I look around me; and see I'm back
home

So fire up the B's warp core; And see how the Impulse sets; Call on The
Captain; We've gotta bring this ship home; Bring us back home; Oh, Bring
Us Back Home; Yeah, Yaeh; The Ship might break up--so bring us back
home.

I rode around hills and snow; Saw Antonia who none of you know; I went
back and I saved everybody from Dad to David; But the touch I can't
feel; This place isn't real; But whenever I face this; I end up back
home

My journey is done; My destiny's gone

(Fire Up The B Now; Fire Up The B Now)

This Is The Worst Trip I've Ever Been On

So Lets Make A Difference; Lets Make A Difference; Go After Soran; Go
After Soran; Somehow I know Jean-Luc will take me back home; Take my
place on the Bridge; But that Bridge is not his; One more world saved,
though they won't know me...

So fire up the E's warp core; And see how the Impulse sets; Call on The
Captain; We've gotta bring this man home; Bring him back home; Oh, Bring
Him Back Home; Yeah, Yaeh; Oh The Ship's First Mission--is to bring him
back home.