(Aboard Voyager, all the officers meet with Janeway)

KJ: People, any luck in finding a path home? I mean, a quick one?

Belanna: I've found that we are being subjected continually to hot, intense lights.

Seven: The ship appears to be constructed out of plywood and fiberboard, plus plexiglass and other assorted plastics

Tom: I've recorded what seem to be directions given to move things, and set other things up.

Harry: I've taken note of the fact that most crewmembers serve no readily apparent function

Tuvok: I have combined these observations and presented several theories to Commander Chakotay.

Chakotay: Kathryn, you're not gonna like this.

KJ: We're Demon Class Duploids?

CH: Worse. This is a show. We're being filmed.

KJ: WAIT!! If we're being filmed, there must be a film crew! Maybe they can help us!

(They turn and see Voyager's production crew; They call out)

All: Hey, over here! Help us! Come and get us out.

(They run and embrace the crew)

Harry: Wait, we're still being filmed.

Tuvok: Then it stands to reason there is another film crew.

Seven: And I have found them!

(They all embrace, and this repeats endlessly)

(In the background, trying to read their scripts, are Avery Brooks and Nana Visitor; They see the mayhem on the other set)

NV: Avery?

AB:  Yes, Nan?

NV: (Looks at chaos) Tell me again why OUR show is being cancelled?

AB: (Also looks at Voy set chaos) They said our storylines were getting weak and very silly.

NV: As compared to what, exactly?