Captain's Log: I, Kathryn Janeway, Commanding USS Voyager, am pleased to report that our travels are ended. Using an old WarpGate from the Kree-Skrull days, we have emerged directly within Earth's solar system. 10 years, maybe, but all worth it.

Janeway: Tom, did you inform them we were coming? I don't see any escorts!

Tom: No, Maam! I figured some media might be here, or my Dad, looking to chew me out!

Harry: Should we prepare to set down on Earth, Captain?

Neelix: Oh, yes, lets! All kinds of new vegetables---there's this rutabaga I've heard tell of!

Seven: But what if we should encounter another Raspberry Fiend?

B'lanna: Is he wielding Reddish-tinted raspberries or pinkish-tinted Raspberries?

Seven: I do not posses such knowledge....aaaaahhhh!

Chakotay: Tom, reseal that hull breach!

Seven: Ah, uh, thank, you, Lieutenant!

B'lanna: DAMN! Nearly got her!

Harry: DO NOT try that again, Torres!

Janeway: All right, All Right! Stop That! This is a Movie parody, not a sketch parody! Now, as we set down, turn on the monitor for transmissions!

Everyone: We're back on Earth!

Monitor: EARTH! EARTH! EARTH! EARTH! EARTH! - Oh we're the Admiralty of StarFleet, and were having  quite a time! (They dance, jump, do cartwheels, and swing from chandeliers) EARTH! EARTH! EARTH! EARTH! EAAAAARRTTH!

Janeway: Warp 10, Back To The Delta Quadrant! Let's--Not Go To Earth, after all!

Tuvok: It does seem quite a silly place.

Tom: Hey, Neelix, why are you looking so depressed?

Neelix: Weeell, one way or another, our travels are over. I just feel like we're never gonna see each other again!

Harry: Ah, that's never gonna happen!

Seven: The Collective had a phrase to alleviate such a concern.

Chakotay: Which was?

Seven: (Slaps her hands together) A - Wop - Bop -A- Loo- Bam- A- Wop - Bam - Boom!

Chakotay: We Go Together, Like Rammalammam-didpdppii-ddooo

Janeway: Just like my Brother, he's acscau;;lllai-mapiidddoo

Harry: Shang-Shang-Zipidi-dip-dip-dip- we'll always be like one

Neelix: Sha-nananna! And at the holo-dance; maybe we could take a chance

Doctor: Stare at the stars above....

(Tom and Be'lanna withdraw from the madness)

Tom: I'm glad were on the holodeck!

Be'lanna: Yeah, what was with them? Hey, Tom, is something wrong?

Tom: I don't know! My head is throbbing! I've got hot flashes!

Be'lanna: Just breathe! Do you have hot flashes now?

Tom: No, not hot flashes...but..I've Got Chills; They're Multiplyin'; And I'm losin' Control; Cause Of the Power; You're Supplyin; Its Electrryfiin'

Be'lanna: Snap out of it, Tom!  I swear by Kahless...You Better Shape Up; Cause I Need A Man; Who Can Keep Me Satisfied; You Better Shape Up; If You're Gonna Prove; That My Faith Is Justified

T: Are You Sure?

B: Yes, I'm sure down deep inside!

Together: You're the one that I want; One that I'm bonded to; Ooo-Ooo-Ooh!

(As we leave Voyager, we see Tom and Belanna leaving in the Delta Flyer--with rumble seat, no less!)

Dear Sir: I must protest! That sketch was barely 50% Python, and I....I...I sit and wonder whyyyy oh, why, you left me, oh Kessie! Oh Kessie, Baaabby, Someday, when Hiiighh School is done....

LARCH IS THE WORD!