Pun-ishment 9
by Rob Morris
Neil went looking for his girlfriend, Belinda, as well as his Academy roommate, Jim Kirk. He began to think that he would never find either them, but in fact he found them both. He just really wished he hadn't afterwards.

"Neil, darling! This isn't what it looks like!"

"Neil, I swear, she never told me you two were serious!"

Brokenhearted and mocked, Neil resigned from The Academy. For solace, he started again writing poetry.

"Belinda was mine; Til the time that I found her; Holding Jim; And Loving Him..."

Former Cadet Diamond would find more than solace in this poetry.