USS VOYAGER, EARLY 2378

Janeway chose.

"I don't care if the Doctor's undergoing recalibration--activate him!"

Kim shrugged.

"Okay, but he'll be missing some non-medical info."

The Doctor was indeed 'rezzy', so Janeway told him what was going on herself.

"Belanna decided to try a Klingon aphrodisiac, and as a result injured Tom."

"Tom?"

"Tom Paris."

"Belanna?"

"Torres, Doctor. Belanna Torres, his wife."

"I'll--I'll see what I can do."

Later, the EMH reported back.

"Yes, Captain. Tom Paris received a very tender injury from his wife, Belanna--"

"Torres, Doctor. Tor---res."

The Doctor raised his voice.

"Tore--his? Why, she nearly ripped it off!!!"