QUARK'S TAVERN, DEEP SPACE NINE

Secretly, the Kai beamed into the Ferengi establishment.

"They say you have books on the most specific subjects."

"For a price. What do you need?"

She threw up her arms.

"I can't sleep. In nightmares, Bareil chains me to a desk. What can I do?"

Quark checked his inventory. He smiled.

"It just so happens I have a book on helping guilt-ridden female Kais in the late 24th Century get over sleeping problems."

The Kai closed her eyes and teared up.

"I must have it. What is it called?"

Quark read the title out loud.

"Winn Doze For Adamis."