Ole' Blank-Eyes Goes Four-Eyes
by Rob Morris
In broad daylight, Harmony surprised her childhood nemesis, Xander Harris.

"Harmony?"

She smiled.

"Like my protection, Xander? I am going to deliver your drained-dry body to the Slayer, in broad daylight! Ain't life grand---for me?"

Xander pointed.

"Harmony--you're still burning."

Realizing her foolproof protection had failed her, Harmony barely found cover in time. Two nights later, she re-visited a certain shop, and slammed down a pair of Ray-Ban sunglasses, pouting as she did.

"I want my money back. These things didn't work like they did for those guys in the commercial!"

The clerk just stared.

"Didn't you steal these?"