SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA, 2002Xander could still hear the quiet but long argument playing in his head.
"You had a twin sister?"
"Well, Buffy, twins do run in family lines."
"I didn't even know I had a twin, til just a month ago."
"I had good reasons for keeping both from you."
"Xander I know why. I'm even almost okay with it. But--your twin---"
"Jane. She had been in that place since your father and I got married. She was out of control."
"What place? And how was she out of control?"
"Errr--she was in a certain facility you may be familiar with."
"Oh. So the psychiatric clinic is where you dump family? And do not dream of the slapping hand."
"Be fair. We were afraid that losing Xander as a baby had finally gotten to you. And Jane was out of control her entire life. Then she went too far."
"Too far?"
"She decided that she wanted your father. So she replaced me on our wedding day."
"Is this a ha-ha Love Boat Candid Camera replaced you or a Rebecca DeMornay Macauley Culkin end of picture falls into trash compactor replaced you?"
"Trash. As in heap. That's where I put her. My parents kept telling me to be patient. My not so mild concussion and annulling husband told me that perhaps that time had ended."
"Dad didn't catch on the entire wedding?"
"Buffy--I didn't escape until after the honeymoon."
"Ick. Did it ever happen again?"
"Twice. Once in April of 98', and then again in September of 2000, just after that visit from Count Dracula. The clinic is paying through the nose. I might just buy the old Justin house next to ours. I understand there's no room at the moment."
"Wait. 98'? That's when I ran away. Are you telling me the Mom I shoved and who threw me out was this Jane?"
"Well, I'm not that dense. I finally stopped denying after those weird eggs. Jane couldn't handle it. She actually came to 'visit' me, but came unglued and lost the act. I never thought she could escape again, but while you were with the Dark Prince, I checked up on her. I just can't figure how she posed as me for nearly six months. She's never once pulled it off that long, and with a brain tumor?"
"Mom--I'm not prepared to go into it right now. But I think maybe the spell that created Dawn gave her coherence, along with the false memories."
"So where do we go from here?"
"We start by you never using that particular phrase again--its bad."
Xander heard it trail off, while Dawn slept with her headphones on. The light around him began to get kind of bright, and he feared an oncoming truck. It wasn't, though it was someone who came on in a like manner.
"You and Buffy? I couldn't believe it when I heard--or saw. Twins! No wonder you've had Slayers on the brain forever."
All three family members were in the back seat, right then. The woman clad in white next to Xander was well known to him, and to them all. Just not of late.
"Cordelia?"
Xander looked over at his shining ex.
"You would even say she glows. Cordi, what's up with that?"
She raised a finger.
"If we want to talk, there's no whys or wheres. But otherwise, we can talk."
He grew concerned.
"Are you all right?"
*Xander, I'm bored out of my freaking mind!*
"I'm good. How are you handling the pamphlet of revelations?"
His track record on lying to this woman not so good, Xander just said it outright.
"Cordelia, I'm going out of my freaking mind!"
She nodded nervously.
"Must--must be a not-so-good place to be."
Joyce woke up briefly. She saw the visitor.
"Xander, honey?"
"Yeah, Mom?"
"She's not one of mine, is she?"
"Uh, nope. Her mother showed me birthing films, in an effort to break us up. It wasn't you."
"Thank God, Xander. No offense, Cordelia. You were always so ni...."
"You too, Mrs. Summers."
After Joyce was firmly back asleep, Cordelia shrugged.
"I can't believe she was going to name you Scott Summers. You look nothing like the guy they got to play him."
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TORONTO
Lacroix closed up the Raven for the evening. He looked at Spike.
"William, there are no more dishes to clean. There are no more glasses to clean. The floor has been bleached. You've earned your carafes. You are free to go. I must needs prepare for my radio program., which begins as soon as Mister Dick Clark's Oldies Show goes off. And--no, he is not. In fact, I really don't know what he is. I'm actually afraid to enquire."
Spike wiped off his apron.
"C'mon! There's gotta be something else I can do around here. I'm willing!"
*No, you are what the vulgars call a schmendrick.*
Lacroix sighed. Usually the quickest way to get rid of a Hellmouth-breed was to offer the vampire honest work. Spike had to upset this theory.
"Actually, there is something of a delivery you can make to Nicholas, down at the police station. But it is vitally important that you get it right--down to the very last detail."
"I'm on it! Evidence? Drugs? Ammo? Vests?"
Lucien Lacroix gave him the list, and watched the overly-helpful vampire walk off. He then looked up at the sky.
"This is for those orphans in 1756, right?"
Ten minutes later, Spike made the pick-up.
"Alright, then. That's half a dozen powdered jelly, 3 chocolate mocha cream, and fifteen crullers. Cor, I love police work!"
At the station, Deputy Inspector Nicholas Knight popped down a cruller, much to Spike's surprise.
"I thought your breed didn't eat."
Nick waved his hand and grabbed another.
"Nathalie developed a digestive enzyme for us. Doesn't reduce the actual need for blood, but it keeps the hunger from maddening. Plus---when I have these, I think of Schanke. Speaking of absent friends, Spike--why are you here in Toronto?"
Spike seemed to freeze at the words of the elder vampire.
"Nathalie needs her coffee. As for the rest, I'm souled, I'm chipped, and I'm not looking for trouble. Just give me stuff to do, and I'll do it. Is that so much to ask?"
Knight watched him stalk off, and shook his head.
"Every time one of them gets a soul, its the world's problem. Well, sorry, William. I am a detective."
A man who had only once lost sight, and not actual possession of his soul went back to work.
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CALIFORNIA
Cordelia shrugged.
"Well, I came to see you because you were my step off the curb. Despite all the pain, I owe my evolution to you, at least at the start. God knows what I'd be if I stayed with the poplars."
"Poplars are trees, Cordi. They were the populars."
"I know what I said. And you didn't see their SAT scores. Trees, trust me. Xander, I gotta go. But there's something you should know."
He smiled. With his life in such chaos, touching base with an old--and non-related--friend was just the help he needed.
"Shoot."
She smiled.
"Remember that scene with Chevy Chase and his family driving along, and you see that Mom and the kids are asleep...."
Xander woke up, slammed on the brakes, and the car skidded carefully into the Anaheim Vista's parking lot. Breathing in, he saw no damage to anything. Then he saw his mother and sisters staring at him. He smiled as stupidly as he knew how.
"We're here!"
ENGLAND
Willow shook her head at the older witch.
"All right, so I've seen this omnivore-thingy coming up like nobody's business. So why won't you let me just research a spell that'll dust it, same as any vamp?"
Miss Harkness stood up.
"Come with me, dear."
She led Willow to a small room where a young blonde boy played.
"You are to care for him for a single day. Then we will talk of your research."
Willow sighed.
"And he's really ultra-magical, right?"
"No my dear. He has no...magical...powers. But you will do this. At the end of the day, his uncles will come for him."
Deciding to find out just what she was up against, Willow waited to enter the room til Miss Harkness left. She then cast a spell to make herself unseen. Tiptoeing in, she avoided floorboards that creaked and looked down upon her Game-Boy-playing charge, trying to figure him out. Then, the boy looked up.
"I sooo know that trick, lady!"
Willow felt herself forcibly phased back into sight, as the kid went back to his portable world.
"Okay. No magical powers."
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CALIFORNIA
There were four Summers there. One lost and found. One dead and revived. One created and retrocreated. One legally dead and buried, then legally alive and exhumed. They each looked out at Disneyland, the banally corporate merged wholesale with what couldn't help but be a magic kingdom.
Xander looked out across the sunlit park.
"What a serene scene."
Joyce nodded.
"Even Krushchev wanted to come here, you know."
Dawn was all smiles.
"Its like nothing bad could happen here."
Buffy handed Xander a stake.
"You up to clean the park, Mister Summers?"
Xander checked the stake for sharpness and sturdiness.
"Yeah. A place that looks this good has gotta have about ten nests. Mom, Dawnie--we'll meet you for breakfast at 9."
Buffy had already spoken to Dawn. There was no need, they agreed, to freak Joyce out by having what she would see as a young girl going with them. Dawn wanted to know this woman, so with a promise that this wouldn't become a trend, she acquiesced. As they left, Dawn asked Joyce a question.
"What do I call you?"
Joyce leaned over and hugged her as they walked.
"Mom is going to do just fine. But the G-Mom word is out, alright? Do you--want to go with them?"
Dawn chuckled.
"Nope. Those two creep me out. I so don't believe that they can just shut out the whole hormones thing. I think slaying together is their whole way of subletting."
Joyce saw a donut shop, and guided them towards it.
"Its sublimating, dear. And--you may be right. God, I used to worry so much that they'd start in. Angel was almost a relief, in some respects."
Dawn grabbed her stomach.
"You owe me an extra-jelly, after that one."
The twins patrolled the city of tunnels underneath the park, and were not finding anything at all. Buffy tried spilling some holy water about, looking for hidden walls and portals and such. At one point, Xander even loaded some into a utility hose, still to no effect. Buffy was at her wits end.
"Okay. This place is chock-full of wandering innocents who easily get lost. You're telling me that no demon-types want in on that action?"
Xander started some wheels turning in his head.
"Walt Disney was way religious. He would have had these tunnels proofed, to some extent. After all, if he did business near LA, he had to know the whole magic thing was not just Mickey and brooms with attitude."
Buffy nodded.
"So there's no lurking big bads. Go on."
"But no bigs doesn't mean no littles. Vamps just need inviting in. No problem here. Except we're not finding where they hide out during the day."
Buffy half-frowned.
"We're totally not. But my instincts and our experience say they're here. So where are they day-tripping at? Security's not so tight that we couldn't get this far."
Xander shook his finger.
"Remember the Brady Bunch ep where they went to the big amusement park? Did you know they were miserable during that filming?"
Buffy wondered where he was leading.
"That's odd. That's the only episode where they actually seemed to be having fun. Uh, Xander? Point?"
Xander wrapped it up.
"Greg's job at the story's end. Now, where do predators that don't need to breathe, need darkness and don't fret about non-flame heat go to in lovely Disneyland?"
Buffy actually shuddered.
"They take the job that nobody wants. The job that requires little air, provides constant dark, and requires huge hours, from before daybreak to after dusk. The one that has everyone wanting to cuddle right up to them."
Xander held up the empty character-suit.
"We are going to be hated."
"Hey, Sis! Let's take a pic with this fella!"
The man and his sister posed with each and every Disney character costume they could find. The 'Goofy' asked a question.
"Hey, what're your names?"
"Well, golly! I'm Dick Wilkins, and this is my sister Tara. We're just so gosh-darned keen on being here in Disneyland."
While posing, the duo poked holes in the back of the costume, their hands greased with olive oil. The sister smiled.
"Almost makes me wish you were the real thing."
The sunlight streamed in where the sun don't shine, and Goofy ran off, smoking. Xander smiled.
"Well, Gawrsh!"
He and Buffy continued hunting the vampires inside the suits. The Slayer payed her twin a compliment.
"Okay, I admit it. This solution is better than staking them in front of the kiddies. How'd you think of it?"
"Well, it was either an inventive solution like this or deal with a Disney-fied version of that PC bullcrap you and Willow pushed that one Thanksgiving."
She was ready for him.
"Yeah, then I might get all upset, run away, and then have to deal with you getting in my face non-stop after I get back."
Xander shrugged.
"Well, now, we can really go at it, right?"
Buffy smiled.
"Oh, you're gonna be my sparring partner, trust me. Giles says that no matter how strong I get, your presence will relativize my strength."
He looked at her, confused.
"Errr...being around you makes me normal."
He kept walking.
"You? Not hardly, sis. Okay, we'll spar. As long as it doesn't turn into some kind of sublimation thing."
Buffy nailed him on that.
"No. That you do in your room. With the door closed and the radio on, if you don't mind. And for pity's sake, check the windows."
He put a finger to her stomach.
"Beware, Slayer! I can administer a tickle-fit the likes of which has not been seen since the first demon tried to return on some obscure night after being forever banished."
She snuggled right up against him.
"Oh, you are good."
They chuckled, stopped, and then pulled apart to a slight remove. Each shuddered. Buffy folded her arms against her.
"Damn! That kind of thing used to be cute."
Xander squeezed his own wrist.
"That's because before we found out, there was a one percent possibility it could end in something. Now its zero."
"Is it? Even for kidding around?"
Xander walked away to check on something.
"Let me put it this way. Unless we want to play Luke and Leia go to Jedi Therapy, its zero."
Buffy thought hard about that. What she had gained from the revelation about who Xander really was had been obvious. That there would be even the most miniscule of prices had never occurred to her, even once. In the distance, another highly discomfiting sight awaited her, as Xander used his negation factor to drag a costumed vamp towards her, and out of the sights of the kiddies.
"Oh, God. Xander, I can't! I just cant."
Xander shook his head.
"One : I took care of the Country Bears, solo. Two : You are the Slayer. Three : Its not really him."
When Buffy was still hesitant, he tried again.
"C'mon! Just think of him as a giant rat!"
LAS VEGAS
Anya made her rounds while Hank sat at the buffet. She would have to check on him, and make sure he didn't overeat. He was so helpless. He needed her, and the reborn vengeance demon decided she liked being the one who was needed for once.
"Okay. So you're sure you just want the IRS on him? Nothing more creative?"
"No, honey. As long as all he's doing is scoping and he then turns that lust back to servicing you, I can't really do anything."
"Ok. Now, you do realize that his family line includes both your sons and your daughters, etc.?"
"Yes, I realize he's also sleeping with Mrs. Choate. But busboys by and large aren't bound by oaths of fidelity, and you are his social superior. Plus, he did agree to drop the kidnapping charges."
"I am sooo not a bigot. We just buried a dear friend who was in your situation. I'm just not who you want for woman on woman vengeance. I always think penises. You want Kalifee. She understands, and she is a tactical genius. Why do you think the Amazons went away? Herc and Xena?"
Finally, what she knew would eventually happen did.
"Foregoing vengeance under certain circumstances? Counseling for directed vengeance? Referrals?!"
Anya folded her arms at D'Hoffryn.
"Wait. Hey, people in this casino room? How many of you have seen the Wishmaster series of movies?"
When nearly everyone raised their hands, D'Hoffryn sighed.
"Damn cable TV and thrice damn DVD Box sets. Except for Thunderbirds. Anyanka, we took you back in. Try and work around this more educated vengeance electorate. Couch your terms. Declare yourself to be for vengeance in general, but hedge on affiliation. Its actually worked wonders for Pat Robertson's organization."
After he vanished, Anya vowed to still get even for allowing the philanderer-turned-demon to destroy her wedding. She didn't buy his and Hallie's wanting to protect her by getting her back into the fold. Yet Hank was still the fulcrum of her problem. So she sat down with her new husband, and asked the question directly.
"Darling, Hallifrek told me that Buffy, Xander or Dawn would demand vengeance on you within six months. What have you done that could possibly make them want to do that?"
Hank Summers shook his head nervously.
"I haven't been there for them."
"And?"
"I kind of brushed off poor Dawn."
"And?"
"I didn't attend Joyce's funeral."
Anya frowned.
"No, they'd have done something by now. Is there anything else you'd like to tell me? Hank, our lives are in danger."
Hank gulped, and shrugged.
"Honey, I wish I could tell you."
Anyanka's face shifted.
"Done."
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GREAT BRITIAN
The little boy, whose name was Frank, was throwing things around. With his mind. Things like Willow.
"And all they pay attention to is my little sister! And all they do is yell at me! And the Powers all moved away! Daddy's stupid experiments wreck things, but nobody yells at him!"
Willow was long past learning her lesson. About five minutes in, what her friends must have felt like finally became clear. Now, after an hour, she was ready to hurl.
"Frank! This is so not the way!"
He sneered as his little eyes continued to glow.
"You shut up! You were gonna kill Dawn after Tara got killed, just so's you wouldn't have to hear her talk! You told Buffy she was a loser with a dead boyfriend and that a mental institution was her favorite place, and then....Mommy walked in and I had to turn on CNN. I'm not sposed to watch TV14."
How he knew about all that concerned Willow not so much as that she actually had said all that to Buffy. Her physical violence she understood. But the impact of her verbal assaults upon her friends only now came back at her.
"Please? Put me down?"
He actually increased her speed.
"That's for when Buffy came back from running away and you acted like a tattletale creep to her Mom!"
Willow was going to try a risky spell, when a flame demon entered through the window. It pointed at Frank, and spoke.
"Frank! Serious chill! Put Miss Hann---errr, Miss Rosenberg down. Now."
Willow felt herself placed down, gently. The flame demon shrugged.
"Sorry about this. You think he gets bad, you should see his alternate future son, Hyperstorm. Good luck with the next big bad!"
Touching his belt, the flame demon activated a device that opened a portal. On the other side, an orange rock-demon waved. After all had vanished, Willow simply lay there, contemplating.
"I'll just betcha Xander could explain this."
That is, if he ever spoke to her again. Was there still room for her in Sunnydale, after killing, insulting, and keeping vital secrets?
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TORONTO
Janette checked on her stepson's child. The baby was asleep. She had loved her human husband, and eventually found that she could not leave his son to the mercies of foster care. Still, when he and his girlfriend had announced their little accident, she wanted to kill. For this evening, though, no one had any complaints about the makeshift babysitter.
"You did a good job, William. A great job."
Spike kept looking out the window.
"Its the chip, y'know? It kicks in quadruple if I even think of munching on kiddies. The soul does the rest."
Janette remembered what Nick and Nathalie had told her, and moved in for the kill--so to speak.
"William, last time you crossed our paths, Lacroix had to leash you. Literally. Now you're being oh-so helpful, and hanging around a breed of vampire that could kill you with no effort. That's more bipolar than Drusilla, if you ask me."
Spike shrugged.
"You want bipolar? Try a Hellmouth-breed--the great-great grandsiring of the Master himself, falling for the freaking Slayer! No bloody alliance, no bloody Beast, no bloody chip, and no bloody Dei spiritus. This was before all that. I fell in love with the thing made to kill me. Hell, specifically to kill me. With most vamps on my end, let's face it. The Watchers could give Harris lunch money and he'd keep them down. No, the Slayer was meant for the smart, vicious ones, like me and Angelus. Both of whom she's slept with, by the by."
Janette chuckled.
"She sounds stable. But then, I've only met one Slayer, and she let us be, since we don't traffic in demonic activity. Not that she could have done much. We kind of laugh at stakes."
Spike shook his head.
"Sure o'that, are you? Naah. The Slayer is not a bunch of pretty muscles. She is a weapon. A beautiful sword, broken but always perfectly reforged. Marred, but always with a deadly cutting edge. A blade that comes at you, but can't ever be held down."
Janette felt she had it now.
"The first time I made love to my late husband, I raped him."
Spike turned, looked at her and stood frozen.
"How's that?"
She nodded.
"I tried to do the act without biting. I succeeded, yet I was still a vampire in heat. So I took him, and I don't mean I enjoyably took him. I punched. I broke. I twisted. I nearly killed him. That was the reason why, the next time we tried, he let me partially take his blood. The process later rendered me temporarily human. My being human meant I couldn't protect my man from the corruption that decided to end his life. My turning human before Nick saved me by taking me back over gave Nathalie the inspiration to try the process with Nick. That is why she's a vampire. One act of violence, William. It all stemmed from that."
Spike shook his head.
"If you raped and nearly killed him, how could he take you back? How could you face him? Your breed keeps the soul!"
Janette looked down.
"Because, for all the pain, we both still wanted to find out why we had bothered in the first place. We had to know. William, you and your Slayer have to know."
Spike closed his eyes.
"How'd you know?"
Janette shrugged.
"I hypnotized you."
Spike nodded.
"I can respect that."
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DISNEYLAND
Buffy and Xander finally joined Joyce and Dawn for breakfast.
"Well, what kept you two?"
"And what's with the hot and bothered look?"
Xander grabbed some orange juice.
"Lots of physical activity together."
Buffy bit into a corn muffin.
"Let's just say that our childhood is definitively over and done with."
Xander took in some ice water, while Buffy buttered her remaining muffin.
"Innocence lost forever."
"One of the great lines of society crossed."
Joyce got up, covered her mouth, and ran to the bathroom. Dawn followed her, pointing at the twins as she left.
"I knew it! You two are just SICK!"
The twins sat there, confused, til Xander raised a finger.
"Should we have perhaps told them that we meant having to de-vamp the character suits?"
SUNNYDALE
The young man asked his sister a question.
"This will work, right?"
The young woman held up the mended urn.
"The witch thought it was all done with. Crazy Glue. Works wonders. Besides, the brat started the process. We only have to finish it."
The young man turned to their older, wiser British mentor.
"Who do we still have to gather?"
The well-versed Brit shook his head.
"No breeding, and no patience. They will gather to us. Soon."
He pointed at the gravestone.
"Now you two get on and call back your mother."
And so the incantations continued.
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SEACOUVER, US/CANADIAN BORDER
His attempt to settle the old grudges between himself and Macleod was not to be that day. The only one at the Immortal's dojo was the Highlander's latest protege', a former army clerk from Iowa.
"Its just as well. The blood's bad enough that I should phone in the whole thing."
Spike was actually glad to be getting back to Sunnydale. His whole being had changed, in many respects, but he still loved risk, and Sunnydale was a huge one. Another risk was awaiting the sunrise on a good harbor like Seacouver sported. Could he run fast enough when the rays really became dangerous to him? That was always a sport.
"C'mon, now. Let's not peter out before we see it."
His exhaustion he couldn't understand. The vamps in Toronto had fed him well enough, before he left. Yet undeniably, he felt his eyes closing.
"Oh, wouldn't this be a joke?"
Yet the real joke lay hours ahead. Spike felt warm, yet not as warm as one might think. He looked up from the park bench, and yelped.
"No! No--I'm burning! Its afternoon and I'm burning! Its afternoon and I'm---not burning?"
Except for a slight tan, he was indeed not burning. He checked himself.
"Alright, then. Let's do the face."
If the harmless sunlight was a shock, his inability to distend his features was a greater one.
"Could be a spell. Or maybe the jewel from way back kicked in again. Or..."
Or, And, and But all became quickly irrelevant as Spike went to splash his face in the lavatory. A face greeted him in the mirror.
"Bloody Hell."
It was his own.
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SUNNYDALE
The wholly feral vampire with the thick Cockney accent leaped at the more genteel-sounding Britisher, but then writhed in pain.
"I decide when you feed, and you will feed. But I thought it wise to keep the chip in when I brought you here. Now, there's a little fool named Clem staying in your crypt. Have him."
The vampire looked up.
"Then I can hunt?"
The young man walked over.
"Sure. There's some grafitto-types over at the new school construction site. Nobody'll miss em."
The vampire smiled at the informer.
"I loik you a lot!"
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ENGLAND
Giles had a concern he kept from Willow. His *old friend* was nowhere to be found, and that was always a problem. For then and there, though, he merely listened.
"So I had the bad dream where the Earth had teeth again--only it bit half of me off. What does that mean?"
Rupert tried a simple tack. He pointed to a rose. He caused it to grow larger, just slightly.
"We each possess the powers of creation and destruction. You saw your own grimmer potential, and it has scared you, as well it should. Now, cause that rose to die."
Willow gestured, but instead the rose became perfect, and then became a whole bed of perfect roses of every stripe. Giles knew this was not due to a lack on the young witch's part.
"Willow, cause me to become blind, as you did some time back."
But try as she might, Willow couldn't.
"Wait. Maybe this'll do it."
When she was done, Giles removed his spectacles, and looked about him, wholly without strain.
"Oh, dear."
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SUNNYDALE
Hair and eyes as coal, her face lined by thick blue veins, the witch gestured at the headstone.
"Lame-O's. Its like so easy."
As the buried body burst through the ground, the British man smiled.
"Its easy for you, my dear. That's why our little family loves you so well."
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DISNEYLAND
Buffy had climbed in behind him. Dawn had climbed in front of him, as he slept. Joyce was at the end of the bed. Xander smiled.
"Well, this is one way to have multiple women in my bed."
All in all, it had been a good trip. Dawn was a little disappointed that no costumed characters were about. Joyce was more suspicious than she originally let on about the twins' intentions towards one another. Buffy walked with a verve Xander had never seen in her. This he attributed to the 'Supergirl' syndrome from the old comic books, when Superman no longer felt like a freak after meeting his long-lost cousin.
"So long as she's--so long as they're all happy."
Midway through the night, Dawnie arose and went to the bathroom. Xander heard a soft voice say his name, he could swear with undertones of 'Daddy' mixed in. In the bathroom, he found her, pajama shirt only, this covering her entirely.
"Xander? I'm scared."
Friend, brother, or sort-of-father, of course he held her as she cried in confusion. Buffy walked in, and saw Xander holding an eight-year-old little girl. A girl who had a name.
"Dawn?"
Still asleep, Joyce turned fitfully in bed.
"No! Please--don't let her out again."
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SUNNYDALE
The young man watched as the little girl was fully formed. He turned to his sister.
"You didn't have a problem with...ya know?"
As amoral as Faith had ever imagined herself or tried but failed to be, the young woman shrugged.
"It was good. Besides, its not like we were raised together. Then it would be sick."
As the vampire returned from feasting, the slightly older woman raised from the grave was tended to by the British man.
"We needed the carnal act, children. One made from squeaky-clean love, the other, etc.? Now--we are ready to begin."
The slightly older woman opened her eyes.
"I'm back?"
Ethan smiled once again.
"Yes, Jane. You are back--and your whole family is with us."
The little girl rolled her eyes.
"This is sooooooooo BO-RING!!!!!"
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LAS VEGAS
Hank broke down and told it.
"I visited Jane that morning, about a year after the wedding trick she pulled. I wanted her to apologize for impersonating Joyce. Instead we made love. Wild love. She was tricky that way. Then I wanted Joyce, so I could feel clean and faithful. So we...again. Well the first time with her that day. My second time Buffy and Xander were born almost nine months to the day after. But I later found out that I must have been particularly potent that day."
Anya wondered why her attraction for this fool was only deepening.
"You mean Jane had a baby too?"
"Babies. Twins. A boy and a girl. I had a PI take pictures in later years. You couldn't tell them apart from their cousins. They were taken from her, of course. Joyce doesn't know."
Anya knew to look for further consequences.
"Do they take after Mommy Jane in any way?"
She knew the answer, somehow.
"Well, yes. But a lot of foster care kids develop deep-seeded mental aberrations that just happen to coincide exactly with those of their birth mother's."
Anya pointed.
"You, pal, are just so very lucky that you are better endowed than your son, or I'd back out of this here and now!"
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SUNNYDALE
Ethan raised a glass.
"To our little family unit, and to the unseen sponsor who brought us all together so we can take the whole bloody ball of wax apart. Its all too fab a concept for us to really grasp. Its not about good or evil, right or wrong, heaven or hell..."
The young woman with the face of creation's hero finished for him.
"Its about power."
END OF THE ROAD...FOR NOW. :)