Mobile Suit Geek Dumb
by Rob Morris
The First stared, not really sure if this turn served him.

Xander stared, saying several prayers of thanks that he had never quite been this pathetic. He also reminded himself anew that the hot model from the toy commercials never actually made a model in her life.

Willow stared, wondering if her own casting off of terminal nerd-dom had raised up the truly lost.

Buffy couldn't bring herself to stare. She couldn't even bring herself to wonder how in the world Andrew had constructed a brightly colored battle suit out of one of those Japanese cartoons. It was over 100 feet tall, and had the prequesite shield and power-saber. Andrew cried out from the cockpit.

"Level 4300---No Life!"