The Ladies Scorned Singers:

Bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum---

He was a bum-bum-bum-bum-bum- bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum

Miss Vengeance Demon
He left us all
Now we call to you to bring on his fall
Give him two plagues;
With non-infectious bacilla
Then put him in the path of Godzilla

Miss Vengeance Demon
Put a bomb in his phone;
And then put jell-o;
In place of his bones
Please just listen and say 'Done';
Miss Vengeance Demon, please have some fun

Miss Vengeance Demon---

Anya: What?!!?

Singers: Bring Him to hell
Turn all his insider Buy options to Sell
Find nasty ways to punish his meanness;
And for goodness sake;
Please don't say penis!

Miss Vengeance Demon
Take all his hair;
And when we say that,
yes we mean down there

He just wanted me upon my back;
Miss Vengeance Demon
Make his spine crack

Chorus:

Bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum---

He was a bum-bum-bum-bum-bum- bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum

Miss Vengeance Demon;
Bring us his head;
But put out his eyes;
Before he is dead

Make his bosses think that he has embezzled;
Make his pals think their wives he bedazzled!

Miss Vengeance Demon
Put him in a ship's hold
With salty sailors
Who'll try to get bold

So turn on your misanthropy
Miss Vengeance Demon please
please please please
Miss Vengeance Demon
Set his head free

(After the show, The Ladies Scorned are sitting at a table; Anyanka
appears)

An: Good news, ladies. I retroactively altered that loser's DNA. Now, any slut stupid enough to bear his larvae will blow right up on him. The kid's blood will be nitroglycerin!

(She vanishes; The Ladies Scorned stand up, staring in terror at their enlarged stomachs)

Lady 1: If we walk slowly, we can get to his house on time...

Lady 2: But I had jalapeno poppers!

Lady 3: I told you we should have hired my cousin!

(Jerk ex-boyfriend holds phone)

Jerk: A foursome? (Grins)