( On the Bridge of the D, Deanna rises for no reason )

Troi : I'd Like To Buy The World A Home;
And Furnish It With Love;

( Bev joins in )

Bev : With Honey Bees And Apple Trees;

( Worf nods head, reluctantly )

Worf : And..Snow White Turtle Doves.

Picard : That's enough, now.

Wes : I'd Like to Teach The World To Sing ; In Perfect Harmony

Picard : Oh, I'LL teach you how to sing!

Geordi : I'd Like To Buy The World A Coke; And Keep It Company;

Riker : Its The Song I Sing;

Picard : Really, Crewman Riker?

All : ( Except JLP ) What The World Wants Today;

P : World? Which world?

All : And What The World Wants Today; Is The Real Thing.

( As they bob, weave, and continue singing Picard runs off The Bridge )

P : Holodeck 4!
 

( Holo 4 )
 

P : Computer--access greatest known battle of Captain James Kirk--begin
simulation!

( We see TOS Crew; Enterprise is facing Ghidorah in space )

Kirk : All stop!

Picard : All stop? But what about King....

Spock : Live...

Uhura : From The Enterprise...

Picard : Oh, No...Not again!

Sulu : Its The Ancient Destroyer Holiday Special!

Chekov : Featuring Peter Kirk and The Revelations Childrens Choir!

PK : Happy Holidays! Happy Holidays! While The Merry Bells Keep
Ringing...Happy Holidays...To You! Oh, Its The Holiday Season;

All : ( Except JLP ) The Holiday Season..
 

Picard : Why Me? Who is causing this?
 

( By an artist's board, we see a cackling Q)
 

Q : Gee, Ain't I A Stinker?

 
( For good measure, Chevy Chase comes in dressed as Ghidorah and devours
Q )

Chevy : Land Shark.