We see a room chock full of Duncan's foes. Kronos speaks on a podium)

Kronos: Everyone! All our plans to kill the wretched fool, Duncan MacLeod, have failed utterly! Not that I really gave O'Rourke much of a chance....and that guy with the living video game....and What WAS THE DEAL with that Amanda/Nick-type couple in that merc episode?

Kalas: Kronos, you are drifting again!

Kron: Oh, yeah. Thanks. But this plot, with all of us working together, can not miss.

Keogh: We'll build a phony Richie?

(Kronos shoots him in the head)

Kron: I want it noted that MacLeod killed Richie and spared that moron. All the more reason our plan is needed.

Kristin: We'll torment him with imagery from his past?

(BANG!!)

Kron: MacLeod was prepared to off Cassandra if she took Methos; But this bimbo, he almost let go. Explain this to me, someone!

All: (Murmuring) Well, you see....Code Of Chivalry....Had A Past together...Nefertiri writer was out of town that day....

Kron: (Slams his fist down) That was rhetorical, you MORONS!!! Now, on to our plan! First, drink hearty! DRINKS ON THE HOUSE!

 (All run up to the roof, where they stand around for five minutes)

Xavier: You lied to us, Kronos! There were no drinks up there!

Kron: Wonderful. Now we're stealing from the Muppet Movie. Now, the plan - I have purchased the Sci-Fi Channel! It will begin airing Highlander The Series in a manner so inconsistent, that MacLeod fame and power will diminish to nothing!

All: Hail, Kronos!!!

(Twenty-Four weeks later)

Announcer: And, in Sci-Fi news, The Kimmortality Society, devoted to the colorful villains of Highlander, has disbanded forever, citing the Sci-Fi Channel's inconsistent showings. Too bad for those evil Immortals!

All the Kimmies: KRONOS!!!!!!

(Kronos thinks quickly, and holds sword to own throat)

Kron: NOBODY MOVE---OR THE HORSEMAN GETS IT!!

(Kimmies stand around confused)

Annie O'Devlin: Wait--I don't think he's bluffing!

Kron: C'MON, MISTER PESTILENCE!!!

(Low voice) hep me! Heeepp me!!

Kenny: Won't somebody help that poor fella?

Haresh Clay: Shut up, boy! That kind of fool talk is a sure way to get him killed!

Kronos: (Drags himself off) Heelppp!!!

(Socks himself) SHUT UP!! (Closes door, locks it) And to think. Dark Helmet said GOOD was dumb!

Next week: Enemies must needs become allies-----

Duncan: Kronos--why the hell did you buy Friday The 13th The Series?

Kronos: A thousand residual kickbacks, MacLeod. A thousand residual kickbacks.

Duncan: Movie night-----FIELD OF DREAMS!!!!??? KRONOS!!!!!!

Kronos: Now, for my next impression - Jesse Owens!!!! (Runs off)