Brock Cartwright stared disgustedly at the picture of James Kirk in his full dress uniform. His ally, Teresa Bunson, stared at it too.

The uniform was full of medals, ribbons, clusters, commendation markers, Achievement Symbols, and Honor Emblems. They covered the dress tunic from neck to bottom. Unable to bear anymore of this sight, Cartwright simply asked the question they were both thinking out loud.

"How's he go to the bathroom with all this shit on?"