(We see Gul Dukat, frustrated after the Cardassian withdrawal, open up the Orb Of The Dumpster. The Pagh Wraiths infest him; He laughs)

GD: After 10 Millenia, we are free! Its time to conquer Bajor!

(We see Curzon's head inside an energy field, with Rom attending him)

Curzon: Rom--Dukat has freed the Pagh Wraiths! Assemble a team of officers with attitude!

(Officers stand together, calling out code names)

Sisko: Emissary!

Kira: Orbs Of Faith!

Odo: Law And Order!

Bashir: Enhancements!

Quark: Free Commerce!

Curzon: You are The Mighty Prophesyin' Power Niners!

Garak: And I am the evil Cynical Niner!

Curzon: But we may yet turn him into the Pragmatic Niner! Form MegaDefiant Zord!

Dukat: Yes, but I've cast a spell causing Starfleet's Admiralty to act like a bunch of boobs and nitwits!

GolDamar: But sir---they already acted like that.

Dukat: See how well its working?

(Back at Niner HQ)

Sisko: Curzon wanted more money and is gone?

(Jadzia, now in energy ball, nods)

JD: No one is indispensable on a Haim Saban show!