Go, Delta Flyer!
by Rob Morris
Janeway : So our standard shuttlecrafts stand no chance of retrieving that probe. People, I'm open to suggestions.
 
Tuvok : I could alter the shuttles' shield configuration. This would enable it to stand at least some of the currents in the upper atmosphere.
 
Janeway : Some doesn't cut it. Tom, any notions?
 
Paris : Captain--what we need is a completely new shuttle type.
 
Janeway : Explain.
 
Paris : Everything we've seen in this quadrant has shown us a wilder ride than back home.
 
(He points to a holo-schematic)
 
Paris : We need a vehicle that can withstand gravimetrics----atmospherics-- and temporal anomaly dynamics! We need The Delta Flyeeeerrrrrr!!!!
 
(Shift scene to shuttlebay; Music starts)
 
Paris : Go, Delta Flyer--you're burnin' up the Warp 10 mark!

Kim : Delta Flyer--Go, Delta Flyer!

Paris : Go, Delta Flyer---this series needs its own Shuttle!

Kim : I'll get the parts now--I'll replicate the parts now!

Tuvok : With shields alert---

Seven : The Maelon will hurt--

(Tom slides across floor)

Paris : Its Delta Flyer!
 
(We see the hull and its exposed systems)
 
Janeway : Go, Delta Flyer--we have much less time than we thought!

DF Crew : Delta Flyer, Go Delta Flyer!

Chakotay : Go, Delta Flyer--I  really don't do much in this ep!
 
DF Crew : Delta Flyer, Go Delta Flyer!
 
Seven : We forsook rest---

Torres : I'm quite depressed---

(Tom stands on the DF's roof

Paris : Its Delta Flyer!

(The launch comes; Janeway and Chakotay are on the Bridge)

Chakotay : Go, Delta Flyer--the Maelons they just launched their ship!

Bridge Crew : Delta Flyer, Go Delta Flyer!

EMH : Go, Delta Flyer, but be careful cause Belanna's sick!

Neelix (In galley) Delta Flyer, Go Delta Flyer!

Kim : The Maelons are bent!

Tuvok : They've begun ascent---

Paris : Not Delta Flyer!

(They regain the probe)

Paris : Go, Delta Flyer, we've just achieved complete success!

Torres : I'll fix the breach now--I'll fix that hull breach now!

Tuvok : Go, Delta Flyer--though these controls are quite untoward!

Seven : Dump on the Maelons--we have dumped on the Maelons.

Kim : Their trash we ripped---

Janeway : That's quite a trip--

Paris : For Delta Flyer!

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(All celebrate except Neelix, alone in his quarters)

Neelix : Stranded on Voyager--branded a clown---but only one thought--really gets me down.

(Music from 'Sandy' begins to play

Neelix : Kessie--baaaby--whiieeey did you go?; Your contract up--The Borg brought in—left you feeling rather low--Like Henry Blake--you walked away--and blew up after Season 3; But why did you leave me, my Kessie? Ohhhhhh Kesssie--bbaaaabby sooooomedayy when Voyager is done.....