(Ghidorah appears over Whoville)

You're a Mean One, Ghidorah

You destroy all the known worlds.
Your scales are all unbalanced,
Your tails both block traffic.
Ghidorah.

You're like the Age Of Apocalypse
With Darkseid Thrown In

You're a glutton, Ghidorah. You even eat black holes. Khan Singh wears you on his tee-shirt,Dukat runs your main fan club--Ghidorah.

I wouldn't touch you, with a Genesis device and an--Ultimate Nullifier

You're a vile one, Ghidorah.
You have comets stuck in your teeth.
You have all the true appeal of a Klingon therapist, Ghidorah

I'd like to tie your three fat heads up in knots and then ask---How Does That Make You Feel?

You're a foul one, Ghidorah.
You're a triple-header game rainout.
Your worshippers don't read Lovecraft
Or They'd Know Their Final Fates
Ghidorah

The three words that I would most like to hear about you, are, and I quote: "Hip-Hip--Deceased!"

You're a bad prop-suit, Ghidorah.
I can barely see the string.
Your eyes are animatronic; Pee Wee hit you with his bike, Ghidorah.

Your continuity is an editorial nightmare and general moshed-up mish-mash that----even beats M*A*S*H!
 

You nauseate me, Ghidorah.
You had the Borg for lunch.

You drank down the Founders' Great Link
The Beta Quadrant was wiped clean.
Ghidorah.

You're a series of chapter ones of several unfinished, outlandish crossover fanfics--with the authors as stars!

You're a lowlife--Ghidorah;
Your heads are on all wronnnng;

Your death-rays fire stinky; You've got mildew in your wings---Ghidorahhh;

Why, I wouldn't even bother to control you with a----set of Borg Nanoprobes!

You're a thuggish one---Ghidorah;

You make Klingons seem Vulcan;

You make Romulans seem straightforward;
You make Tellarites seem
agreeable---Ghidorahhhh

Why, if I had to choose between you and Star Trek Five--I'd--sing Row, Row, Row Your Boat!

You're a big one---Ghidorah;
You could eat that virus cloud like soup;

You could nest on DS9; You could walk around the quadrants--Ghidorahhhhh

Why, I happen to know for a fact that the only things bigger than you
are---the actors' egooooos!!!

(Ghidorah then left Whoville without harming the Whos in the least; But sadly, it seems, he did eat The Roast Beast)
 

Writer's Note : Contrary to popular rumor, Jim Carrey will not be playing Peter Kirk in the film version of Ancient Destroyer. Instead, he wishes, along with Robin Williams and Jack Nicholson, to play Ghidorah.

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