( We see Lucien Lacroix make for a microphone )

Lacroix : He was brought over in 2255. He preyed on those he needed for food. Now, he wants to be human again. To find in the stars that which he is forbidden to see in sunlight. To escape from his endlesss world of...Forever Kirk.

( Kirk walks up )

Kirk : Lacroix?

Lacroix : Ah, James, my son. I see we've been....

( Kirk shakes his head )

Kirk : Remix has been cancelled.

Lacroix : Cancelled?

Kirk : Yeah, Rob couldn't figure out a TOS ep or movie to adapt to this.

Lacroix : I thought we'd agreed on 'Man Trap'

Kirk : Nah. Wasn't happening. See Ya.

( Walks off, Lacroix picks up his cell phone )

Lacroix : Hello? CERK? Yes, this is Lacroix. Turns out I can do my radio show after....You hired who as a substitute?

( Screaming, he flies off )

CERK, Toronto

Announcer : Hellooooooooo!!! This is Bruce Morrow, yoour ooolllldd Cousin Brucie, sittin' in for the Nightcrawler here in the City Of Toronto, playin your favorite oldies....

( Lacroix busts through the glass )

Lacroix : I think not, Cousin.

Man : Stay away from him, Lacroix!

Lacroix : Dick Clark!

DC : Yes. Me--The one who brought you over!

( The two vampires fight it out )

Cousin Brucie : You can leave now, Cousins. It just gets sillier from here.

Prop Man : Break it up, guys! We're doin' the 'Turnabout Intruder' remix in 1 hour!