Janeway lay down with Chakotay.
 
Janeway got a bright idea.
 
"Computer, cancel privacy protection codes."
 
Chakotay smiled a wicked smile.
 
"Go ahead and do it."
 
"Whereabouts of my senior staff."
 
The computer did as told.
 
"Torres with Paris. Kim with Seven. Neelix with Wildman. Tuvok is meditating. EMH and Naomi in play on Holodeck."
 
"Rest of crew."
 
One by one, it was found that all crew members were doing what they enjoyed.
 
"Chakotay, I guess its truly a night of joy."
 
"Mmmm. Except for one thing."
 
"What is that one thing?"
 
"Kathryn?"
 
"Yes, Chakotay?"
 
"Who, Precisely, Is Running The Ship?"
 
"ALL HANDS!!!!!!!!!........."