(We see Methos hurriedly walk into MacLeod's loft; There are pizza boxes everywhere, and Macleod is just munching chips while watching soaps)

Methos: Duncan, its a disaster! Kronos, my old brother-in-arms, is back! He plans to destroy the world!

DM: Hey, Methos? Commercial break, Ok?

(Commercial comes on)

DM: Alright, what's up?

Methos: I just told you! Kronos is forcing me to reassemble the Four Horsemen! Life as we know it is in terrible jeopardy!

DM: Yeah, yeah, Big Eyes, Big Eyes! So why are you here?

Methos: How can you just sit there like that?

(Connor walks in)

Methos: Connor, talk some sense into your kinsman!

CM: Later for you, pal. Duncan---these chips are made FROM jalapenoes!!

DM: Give here!!

(Laughing stupidly, they both sit down and watch more TV; Methos leaves disgustedly, to talk to Joe)

JD: But the Four Horsemen are just a legend.

Methos: Check your tomes, Dawson.

JD: But they're all the way back at my apartment.

M: You live upstairs!

JD: You shouldn't yell at me, Methos. Now we're not friends anymore.

M: AAAARRGHHHH!!!!

Kronos: So you're in full with us, brother?

Methos: Yes! If the MacLeods are just going to sit there eating 'Mrs. Greens Jalapeno Chips' all day, then this world NEEDS a big change.

(Kronos gets a stunned look)

K: You mean to say Duncan MacLeod has some of those new ALL-Jalapeno Chips, and you didn't tell us? Brothers! We ride for Macleod's loft!

(Kronos frees Cassandra, who goes with Silas and Caspian to get beer and pretzels)

Methos: This isn't happening (Cries)

(Back at MacLeod's loft)

K: I don't get it. Who is this guy?

DM: He's Mike. He took over when Joel escaped.

Silas: How late is Domino's open til?

CM: Oh, 3 or 4 am. Order more garlic sauce.

Cass: But what happened to TV's Frank?

Caspian: Torgo from 'Manos, the Hands Of Fate' took him. Good man-goat, that Torgo.

(A knock on the door, DM answers, pizza slice in hand)

DM: Methos! Long time no see.

Methos: I'm here for you, MacLeod!

DM: I'm ready.

Methos: All right, then (Pulls out a list) Duncan, Cappicola, Provolone, and Salami-- Connor, Turkey, Swiss, and Bacon -- Kronos, you had the Ham-Buster, and Cassandra, the Tuna Surprise. Silas and Caspian -- Two large whole sides of roast beef, with two 10-pound jars of mustard and mayonnaise. 435.70$, please.

DM: Guess 'Methos' Sub Shop' is going great guns, huh? What are you taking for that sore throat, old friend?

M: A thousand Sucrets, Macleod. A Thousand Sucrets.

(He leaves, disgusted)

DM: Hah! Sucrets!

K: Yah, what a loser. More Doritos, anyone?