Kermit: IT'S THE MUPPET SHOW! WITH OUR VRY SPECIAL GUESTS --- THE FOUR HORSEMEN OF THE APOCALYPSE-----YAAAAAAAYYYYYY!!!!!

(They sing their intro; We see K, M, S, and C posing with giant monsters like Sweetums)

Kermit: Well, everyone, we've got a great show, so let's go to our first number...

(Fozzie comes out)

Fozzie: Kermit---problem!

Kermit: What's the problem, Fozzie?

Fozzie: Toucan Macloud is hunting The Horsemen!

Kermit: WOW! Duncan MacLeod is here?

Fozzie: No, no. Not Duncan MacLeod. This guy is...

(We see a kiwi-looking Muppet walk out, wearing a Scottish Kilt)

TM: AH AM TOUCAN MACLOUD OF THE CLAN MACLOUD!

Kermit: (Rubbing the side of his head) Yeah, you sure are! Uh, why are you here?

TM: OCH, AH SHOOD THEENK IT WOOLD BE OBVIOUS, LAD! AH SEEK THE FOUR HORSEMEN! OUR GAME IS NOT YET DONE!

(For some reason, Kronos and the others hide backstage)

Methos: Fozzie, help us! Toucan Macloud has seeked us all over the world!

Kronos: He mustn't find us.

Fozzie: Uh, guys? He scares me!

Caspian: Well, of course. You'd have to be a maniac not to be scared of THAT psycho.

Silas: Wait! He seeks The Four Horsemen!---But not The Four-----

(On stage)

TM: OCH, FROGGIE!!! I SAY YEW ARE HIDING THE HORSEMEN, BUT I MUST SEEK THEM! THEY ARE BACKSTAGE!!

(Fozzie gives the AOK to Kermit)

Kermit: Oh, no they're not. Here, let's see!

Fozzie: Psst! Kermit!! Read this.

Kerm: And now, it is my great pleasure to present...The Four.....

TM: AH KNEW IT!!!

Kerm: The Four Seasons!!YAAAYY!!!

(With early 60's hairdos are The Four Horsemen; Kronos is Frankie Valli)

K: There ain't no good in our goodbyein'

M: True Love Takes A Lot Of Tryin'

S: Oooh, I'm Cryin...

C: (Guitar Licks)

All: Let's Hang On; To What We Got; Don't Let It Go Girl We Got A Lot; Got a Lot Of love Between Us; So Hang On; To What We Got

(Song ends, applause)

(Toucan Macloud goes up to Sam The Eagle)

TM: I SEEK THE FOUR HORSEMEN, YA GREAT BIRDIE!

Sam: I assure you, Sir, that the Four Horsemen are only a myth!

TM: NAE TA ME THEY'RE NOT! COME OUT, BOYS! OLLY-OLLY OXEN FREE!!!

Sam: Oh, you mustn't say that, here.

TM: AN WHY NOT!!!?

(Casually, a group of muppet oxen trample Toucan Macloud, while Sam watches)

Sam: (Looking down) Its just generally not a good idea.

Oxen Muppet: Yeah, Sam, what's up?

Sam: Oh, nothing Ollie.

Ollie Oxen: False alarm, gang. Everybody back.

TM: NOT AGAIN!!!!

(Yes, again)

(We see Silas and Caspian sitting in Statler and Waldorf's Box)

Silas: Those two old men were mean!!

Caspian: Yeah, shouldn't have said those things to Fozzie.

Fozzie (From Onstage): Hey, fellas? I don't think that balcony is going to support your....

(Balcony collapses)

F: Weight.

Methos: Sorry, Fozzie. I had to let them do that when Oscar wouldn't let them near his garbage can.

Toucan Macloud: OCH, I HAVE CORNERED YEW HORSEMEN, AND NOW I SHALL HAVE YUIR HEADS!!!

Kronos: Horrors!!!

(Cassandra bursts in and rushes at Toucan Macloud)

Cass: Stay back, Toucan! They are mine, and our business is not yet done.

TM: OH, GO AWAY YA GREAT COW!!

Cass: (Fuming) A cow, am I? HIYYYYIAAAAAA!!!

(Takes his head off with a karate chop)

Kermit: Well, that's the end of our time!!!

Next: Immortals Hospital: The Continuing Stoooorrryy of a Quack--Who's Gone to the Head.

Then: Horsemen In SPaaaaaacccee!!!!