(Spike falls asleep as Olivia Newton-John sings on the radio; He sees
her morph into Buffy as his reality invades)

You came in when I finished off The Master
I grew to loath you more each passing day
Before too long Angel lost his soul's hold
And I prayed that you'd stay still enough to slay

If you love me don't say so
If you don't then please just go
I can't take another minute
Of a day that has you in it

If you love me prepare to flee
If you don't then just go free
Take the plot twist away
That keeps me wanting you

The arms that choked a thousand decent people

The hands that touched that skanky Harmony

The smile that says "wait till I get the chip out"
Anytime I turn around to punch you there

It's this and so much more that make me wonder

What else can I do to make you finally leave
You know you have to finally get it through you

That a love affair this gross can never be

If you love me don't say so
If you don't then please just go

I can't take another minute
Of Dru's ex with whom I sin it

If you love me away I'll lurch
While Wil and Xander do the research

That Takes the plot away
That keep me jumping you

Take the nerds with you
While You're At It....Too...

(Spike awakes with a start; Smashes the radio)

Spike: Is there a bigger loser than me?

(He goes outside and sees a shaking Xander)

Xander: Get away, Spike! She's coming! SHE'S COMING!!!

Spike: Who?

Xander: Too late!

(An angel appears in the sky above them; Its Anja)

Spike: Bloody hell--does this nightmare never end?

(Anja shakes her head)

Anja: (Singing) We've Only Just Begun......