THE OFFICES OF MICROSOFT SYSTEMS

The Slayer broke through the first set of mercs hired by Bill Gates.

"Vampires DO NOT fire flame!"

The Slayer broke through laser defenses with ease.

"They DO NOT build up even more power!"

The Slayer broke down a succession of reinforced walls, windows, and doors.

"I sooooo know how to swim!"

The Slayer smashed the relays that enabled the escape pods.

"I do know how to fight more than one opponent at a time!"

Finally, she turned a simple hand-fan to blow back poison gas.

"Not ONE EVENT from that game fit into my life. It makes my sister's existence easy to retcon by comparison!"

Gates' oak-reinforced door fell down. Buffy grabbed his glasses before he could try any credit-deleting nonsense or somesuch.

"I most certainly do not stand there like a lump of doody when I'm attacked. That would be--you."

Through trashing the mega-giga-illionare's place, Buffy left Gates in the hands of her dear friends.

Xander looked down.

"We--Scoobies tend to help Buffy out, instead of just dispensing advice."

Willow held up a small modem box.

"Why doesn't MSN TV have a decent cut-and-paste function? Its for my cousin."

Buffy for the PS2 added a 'Final-Fight' type engine for multi-opponent fights. Sony also went to the trouble of hiring John Constantine, The Charmed Ones, and Stephen Strange as security consultants.

Gates vowed vengeance, til Willow threatened to 'do an Enron' on his accounting dept.