(Kronos is singing onstage)

(Tune of 'Brother Love's Traveling Salvation Show')

K: Hot Bronze Age night
And the heads laying round
And the gore on the ground smelling sweet

Ride up the road
To the remains of town
And the sound of those villagers' screams

Sits four regal tents
>From where you just can't flee
And that Immortal group
Telling you and me
It's Them;
Brother Kronos--
Brother Kronos Galloping Ruination Show

So send off the babies
And leave the old ladies
For soon blood will flow
Cause everyone knows
when Pestilence shows

The air gets suddenly thick
And when you start to wish
They would get it over with, he rides in

Eyes black as coal
And when he shows his mask
Then the grisliest task is on him
Shaking all the lands
Like when Atlantis went
And when he rides out
Your fortunes are spent

It's Brother Kronos--
Brother Kronos Galloping Ruination Show

So seal up the tombs
And fill up the grain rooms
But don't get too bored
Cause no one escapes from Brother Kron's sword

(Kronos preaches onstage)

K: Brothers! I say Brothers! Your fellow man is before you--and he needs killing! Now you have two good hands in front of you. So why are you only carrying one weapon? Don't make the poor man wait. You need to deliver him---to me!

(Singing resumes)

I'll take your heads tonight
Don't try to run away
With your hearts I swear
I will make ashtrays

It's Kronos-Brother Kronos-
Brother Kronos Galloping Ruination Show
Its Pestilence Time and I've run out of rhymes and its now time to go--
before Kronos and his Brothers bring us all low....

(The number concludes; Kronos bows; Caspian and Silas are on keyboards)

Kronos: Now, you all may have heard--that Methos left the group. But until we find him--and we will find you, Methos!--let me introduce our new Death--Brother Neil Diamond!

(Dressed in armor with half his face blue, Diamond strides out with a microphone in hand, and looks at the other Horsemen. Smiles)

(Tune of 'Hello Again')

ND: Hellooo, Brothers...Hello. Its good to see you all. No band has
been more cruel or feared, and our ride begins...and we'll always
win… Hello.

(ND and Kronos sing together)

ND: Maybe the end is coming...

Kronos: And maybe we're to blame

ND+K: But we'll take your hearts and then your heads

K: We blot out the sun...

ND: When our ride is on...

K+ND: Hellllooo

(Silas whispers)

Silas: Caspian--the music sheets for 'Sweet Caroline' have gone missing.

(Caspian gulps)

Caspian: Tell Kronos first. Neil--frightens me.

(A woman with a curly hairdo and a large schnozzola walks in; begins singing; Points at Neil D.)

(Tune of 'You Don't Bring Me Flowers')

Barbara Streisand: You attacked my village; You killed all my people

Neil D: I don't know what you're talking about; I don't recall having seen you before

BS: Don't you dare lie to me; You used to hold and taunt me

Neil D: But it was a different age back then; We all lived by much different rules

BS: Do you remember when; You told me you revived me; That I better not flee

Neil D: You learned how to obey; And you learned you were mine

Together (Pull swords and prepare for battle) Now I think that its time that we both said goodbye..

Kronos: You better go home now, folks. Its only going to get sillier...oh, bugger!

(Duncan Macleod walks out, Microphone in hand; Points at Kronos)

(Tune of Sweet Caroline)

DM: Where it began; when I would start to hunt you; In the Old West you were going strong; Was in that small town. You and your comancheros..

K: Who'd believed you'd come along?

(END)