TOKYO, 1951

With Hawkeye for once too flabbergasted to speak, it all fell on Trapper to question the recalcitrant General.

"General--just why can't our unit have an incubator?"

The officer hemmed and hawed, despite his superior rank.

"There are myriad and multiple and massive considerations that must be considered before such a considerable consideration is considered copacetic."

Trapper suddenly grabbed and donned the hat of a passing reporter.

"General, take an alliteration medal out of petty cash. But for now, how's about a clear answer? The public has a right to know."

The General chuckled.

"You can't possibly be that naive."