"I'm Henry Blake, and here's how it is in my spanking-new medical unit. My Chief Nurse thinks this place should be run strictly army. An army whose authority my Chief Surgeon doesn't recognize. Trapper goes on endlessly about his wife and kids. Frank just wants my job. I have a cross-dressing Corpsman who puts on a new form every day. I have a trusted company clerk who bears watching and knows me better than I know myself. HQ regards this unit as a high-priority vital outpost with no need for supplies. And I'm somehow supposed to make this place work?!"