A woman of means, both respected and feared, Mrs. Harriet Olsen entered the empty church in the town of Walnut Grove. She had a question, it seemed, for the Almighty.

"Now, its come to my attention that after Charles Ingalls' son was shot by bank-robbing hoodlums, that he prayed to you, long and hard, to give his boy a miracle. After a time, Mister Ingalls claims that he saw lights and angels proclaiming his son's recovery."

"Now, this has raised a question that I need to have answered."

She stood up, looking pouty.

"Why Haven't I Received Any Visions!!?"