The Nature of
My Game
MIS- Occurs within the TNG-based Starting Over Alternate
Universe
After Chapter 5 of Captain And Crew, (Reposted as
Dust To Dust) approximately April 2372
The Borg Queen and The Female Founder
PG13
They have endured for a long, long year---now its
time they met. Something is brewing between the two greatest threats ever
known. Only it isn't an alliance--and the only slashing involved will threaten
every world in three quadrants!
The Needy Rebellion
VOY Deriv
A sequel to 'Gamma Death, Delta Life'
Nermal Again
Xover: BTVS/Garfield
Rating: PG
Type: Humor
Summary: Forget the Big Bad First Evil--what this show needs
is a Big Fat First Cat!
NGH - A Partial
Timeline
BTVS
Ver. 1.0
The Compleat NGH 1 (Never
Gonna Happen) Sunnydale Confidential
BTVS
PG-13
Time-Setting: Just after S6 to just before S7
Premise: Certain stories may be cool, but using them either
creates an AU that must be filled in, or forces you to defend the contradictions.
DC Comics used to have imaginary stories, in which anything could happen. So
it is with NGH.
Summary: For those new to this series, it is an AU that takes
more than a few liberties with established continuity, while using that
same continuity to good advantage. In short, a revelation straight out of a
bad novel is just the beginning of a long shattering month for The Scoobies.
The lives of Buffy, Xander and Dawn will never be the same.
Note: Once some S7 is built up, I'll pick up this series
again. :)
NGH (Never Gonna
Happen): The Alternate Track
Series: An NGH story set before the post-S6 revelation that
begins this AU
Type: Songfic, set during the events of 'Once More With Feeling'
Characters: Buffy, Xander and Sweet
Rating: PG
Summary: Sweet, the musical demon just found something out...
NGH: Being
A Patient Man
BTVS Post S6
PG13
The Harrises
Summary: Mr. and Mrs. Harris get the last servant they will
ever need....
NGH: Broken Arrow
BTVS
PG13
Early S3
Joyce vs. The Harrises
Summary: The events of late S2 and S3 in the NGH Universe
have Joyce on edge. But will vengeance in Sunnydale work out any better for
the Slayer's Mom?
An NGH Christmas
Series: BTVS, The 'Never Gonna Happen' Alternate Universe
Type: A Pre-S1 speculative piece
Characters: B+X
Rating: PG
Summary: Before everything, the distance between them is
bridged.
NGH (Never Gonna
Happen): Coming Around Again
PG13
BTVS
Summary: Willow knew there were risks to entering the mind
of the catatonic Buffy. But she never dreamed that one of those risks would
be her own broken heart.
NGH (Never Gonna
Happen): Faith's Answer
BTVS
S4 Short
PG15
Summary: While in Buffy's body, Faith debates whether or
not to revisit some familiar territory. One problem--she has no clue just how
literally familiar this territory really is.
NGH: First Contact
BTVS (Alt. S1)
PG
Summary: Strangers when they met, and a history already almost
two decades old begins to flare up.
NGH (Never Gonna
Happen): Holiday Road
Series: BTVS, NGH, an AU that begins shortly after Season
6
Characters: Standard crew Plus
Pairings: Sort-of
Summary: The summer nearly over, the Scoobies have tried
to deal with a wave of life-altering revelations. Xander learned that the now-deceased
Harrises had stolen him as an infant--from Joyce and Hank Summers, and his fraternal
twin, The Slayer herself. Dawn learned in turn that her life was spawned from
the DNA of the twins, making her siblings her true parents. Giles remembered
marrying Joyce on the night the adults were drugged by Ethan. Hank returned,
attempting to make things up to the daughter he left, the son he couldn't bear
being near under the circumstances- and the girl he couldn't recognize, named
Dawn. Trapped by a vengeful Anya, Hank has married her to his joy--and to her
chagrin as Hallifrek informed her of tragic consequences for her choice.Thinking
that everyone in Sunnydale's gone insane, Spike has headed for Toronto's world
of--Forever Knight. In England, Giles must force Willow to deal with the consequences
of not merely her rampage, but of keeping knowledge of Buffy and Xander's secret
from them. On top of all this-Joyce has returned from the dead--only she wasn't
dead.
NGH: LA Calling
BTVS
Summary: Newly freed, Angel calls Sunnydale and gets one
or two dozen surprises....
NGH (Never Gonna
Happen): Mommy's Back
Series: The Post-S6 AU, Never Gonna Happen
Type: Extrapolation
Time-Setting: Towards the end of NGH:Holiday Road, in Disneyworld
Characters: Joyce, Buffy, Xander and Dawn
Rating: PG13
Summary: Joyce was revealed to have been alive and well at
the end of NGH:Sunnydale Confidential. But while she was never dead, she was
away, and things changed in her absence. Now, in a place called the Magic Kingdom,
an imperfect mother, flawed as are we all, tries to figure out if her family
still needs her, and where she fits.
NGH (Never Gonna
Happen): Mother and Son
PG
BTVS Post S6 AU
Xander, Joyce
Summary: Sometimes, the littlest things can open the oldest
wounds...
NGH (Never Gonna
Happen): She/Remove
Series: NGH, a mainly Post-S6 AU with ramifications throughout
the series
Type: Tension dealing with the immediate aftermath of Dark
Willow
Characters: B, X, D, W, G, A
Rating: PG
Note: This is entirely separate from 'Playback's A Witch',
and occurs mere minutes after Xander talked Willow down.
Summary: The threat has passed. But Buffy now fights a horrific
battle within herself. The Slayer's blood in her demands something be done.
NGH: Summer
to Winter
BTVS
PG
Summary: Buffy forgets one of the new rules about dealing
with Xander in this AU
NGH (Never Gonna
Happen): Who Are You?
Series: BTVS, The Post S6 ( + and - ) AU, Never Gonna Happen
Type: An AU, revelation-heavy, kicking in after 'Grave',
but with
ramifications for the entire run of BTVS
Spoilers: For all of S7, at any given point
Characters: BTVS S7 cast, their dark alternates
Rating: PG13, for mild adult situations and language
Note: We've hit that point in any series I always dread.
Its not impossible to get by without reading NGH:Sunnydale Confidential and
NGH:Holiday Road. But it is highly recommended before proceeding.
Summary: The turnaround has only begun in this NGH Sunnydale...
NGH: Zero
BTVS
Rating: PG
Characters: X, G
Summary: The man who saved the world from his best friend
at long last learns the truth about himself. But why doesn't it feel better
to him?
Never In
Living Memory
TOS/AD
Pre-TOS, a part of the Ancient Destroyer saga but
with canonical overtones, as well
PG
T'Pau, her parents, and two ST:FC characters
Set in 2065, on Vulcan
The formation of a TOS pillar character begins in
an odd way, and influences the rest of her life
The Newlies
R
TOS/AD
K/U, PK/Saav, Sar/Am
The Long Summer Of 2283 on Vulcan
R, for innuendo, sex, and occasional language
Its a few weeks after the momentous bonding of Peter
and Saavik. A weary Sarek and Amanda withdraw from watching over the wounded
newlyweds, leaving Kirk and Uhura to maintain a family presence.
Birds do it, bees do it.....etc.
News To Me
TNG/SO AUG
K, Barc, D
Short/humorous
Reg should really check the papers....
The Nexus
Dimension
TNG/DBZ
XO Challenge
G
TNG Xoed with Dragonball Z
This is outside all my continuities
Gokou
Destroy a star? Heck, most of the Z-fighters could
do that in their sleep!
Nicked
VOY/TNG
PG13
Tom Paris Doesn't Get Angry...
Nicked Again!
VOY/TNG
G
Extrapolation of existing characters
Owen Paris, Nicholas Locarno ( RD Macneil )
In this sequel to 'Nicked', its Locarno vs. Paris,
Round Two-- in a way. Some people just never learn.
The Night of 359
TNG
G
Song-Filk based on 'The Night Chicago Died' by Paper
Lace
Time-Setting : The Best Of Both Worlds
Worf
Some battle songs should not be told under the influence
of bloodwine... lest plagiarism ensue.
The Night Visitor
TOS/AD
PK/Saav
G (Despite what you may think)
She walks into his room, as on many nights....
The Nightmare
Continues
Buffy/VOY
Humorous X-Over
After Voy Season 2 episode, Projections
G
Like Redjac on TOS, some evils can never be put
down...even when they make no sense whatsoever.
No Apologies
TOS
This is "pure" TOS, not an A/U
No Movie Tonite
TOS/MASH humor
G
Just after 'Spectre Of The Gun'
Spock tries to cheer the crew after the Melkotian
illusions. That is to say ----he triiiiies to cheer them.
No Need For
Xander
BTVS
Short Xover with noted anime series
Xander?
PG
(A shameless rip-off of my own fic, with a twist)
Xander is a young hero surrounded by six crazy females--or is he?
No Reply
Voy
PG, just to be certain
Drabble, Coda to Episode 'Fury'
Paris & Neelix
Tom and Neelix are bummed, and quickly figure out
why.
No Room for
Orlock
BTVS
Xovered with the 1922 Vamp Classic, Nosferatu--sort
of.
Also elements of 'Shadow Of The Vampire', which
was a fictionalized account of Nosferatu's making.
When a film classic's heavy conflicts with one of
the Slayer's classic foes, reality steps in to make the call
No Thrones of
Gold
BTVS
9/11 story
They told you what? Naaahh!!!
Not a Plea
BTVS
PG
Anya
Spoilers For: Selfless, S7
You weren't really listening, D'Hoffryn
The Not-So-Ancient
Annoyer
The Infinite Paths
Wes C, PK/Saav, Radar O'Reilly, Will and Penny Robinson
PG
Sometime near the conclusion of TIP, in the Acme
Universe
Peter Kirk kills monsters....but this time, he's
enjoying it!
O'Connor
Non-ST Actors&Roles
Tribute to Carroll O'Connor; Drabble
G
In the heat of the night, a man can lose the proper
suspective.....
O Space Can
You Seed
TOS/XO
Khan's forces have won, and the Enterprise is theirs.
But cryo is a duel-edged sword, one that not only villains can use.....
Observed
Through Dawn's Mist
A writer named Paul Gadzikowski has been taking
his Doctor Who crossover stories and converting them to 'King Arthur Of
Time And Space', in case fanfic ever hits the copyright wall. The Doctor
becomes Merlin, for example. Anyway, this is a similar conversion of the
intro to my MASH/X-Files story, 'Through Early Morning Fog I See'. There
are multiple and deliberate historical errors.
The ' real' story is available at : http://www.geocities.com/TelevisionCity/5576/original.htm
The Odd Conversation
VOY
G
Seven Seeks Advice.....
Of Superior Mice
And Men
Series: TOS
Type: An alternative look at Khan's downfall; Twist ending
Characters: Two master plotters, the powers behind Khan Singh
Rating: PG
Summary: The best laid plans...
Oh, Connor
HL Humor
Ole'
Blank-Eyes Goes Four-Eyes
BTVS
G
H, X, other
That wacky Harmony! Will she ever learn? No--she
won't.
Ole' Blank-Eyes
is Back
BTVS
PG
Cordelia, Harmony
Harmony tries again, with her usual suck-sess...
Ole' Blank-Eyes'
Rain of Error
BTVS
PG
Harmony, Spike
Late S6
Harmony is going to be the S6 big-bad. DON'T YOU
BE-LIEVE IT!
One Dark Night
TOS/AD
PK, DM, CM, K
Horror
When The Order strikes at the Kirk family, terror spreads
in all directions.
The One-Eyed Man
Is King
Series: Buffy, Post-Chosen, AtS, Post-S4
Type: Loose ends, goodbyes
Characters: Angel, Xander
Rating: PG13
Summary: Xander hits LA to say his goodbyes to an old friend,
and to redefine his dealings with an old enemy.
One More Time
BTVS
S6 Drabble
PG
Summary: A dead horse is beaten to pieces...
One Word
TOS/AD
Drabble
G
Uhura
As the children of her heart slumber after the first
great battle with Ghidorah, Nyota fully realizes something for the
first time.
Order of Chaos
TOS/AD AU
PG
PK/Saav
From late 2283 to mid 2284. Bond-age ;)
The newlywed couple, Peter and Saavik Kirk, return
for their final year at Starfleet Academy. Their version of the Kobayashi
Maru : End the reign of Section 31 and Admiralty Hall once and for
all!
The Origin Of
Scrooge
TOS/AD
Saavik discovers the downside of her favorite Terran
holiday--annoying, selfish people!
The Other
Edge Of Forever
TOS
G
Events surrounding 'The City On The Edge Of Forever'
Extrapolatory Drabble
Cross a street---pick something up---what difference
does it make?
The Other End
PG
Oz's Aunt Maureen
Maureen's nephew calls, seeking answers.
The Other
Side Of Paradise
TOS
G
Set right after 'This Side Of Paradise'
Over-Interactive
BTVS
G
Early S6, therefore light spoilers
Two shorts on the same theme, Xovers
Do you get enough out of watching TV? The Scoobies
do...maybe too much.
Over-Interactive
2
Series: BTVS and another magic-themed show
Type: TV Show Xover
Characters: 2 witches, Willow, Tara
Rating: PG
Summary: She said she would do whatever she had to...
A Page Right
Out of History
Flintstones
G
Summary: This time, it can't help but be resolved....
Paradise Lost
TOS/AD
R
K/U, TOS crew, PK
USS Enterprise, late November, 2266, two weeks after
'Operation : Annihilate' Sam and Aurelan Kirk are dead, along with their
infant son Marc. Left behind are Captain James T. Kirk and his older nephew,
Peter. In grief, Jim has retreated into his duties. Besieged by images
of a Three-Headed Dragon, Peter has withdrawn from reality.
Patterns Of
Justice
TOS/JSA TOS Remix
'Episode Remixed : Patterns Of Force
PG
Payback and You
TOS/AD
R, for violence
George Samuel Kirk, Senior
Circa 2250
George Kirk will soon leave Earth for the last time,
there to pursue his own final destiny. But as a pre-Soran Malcolm McDowell
once said, methinks its time for a little ultra-violence.....
Pecking Order
VOY
G
Ep Sequel
After being driven away by Janeway in 'Scientific
Method', a certain experimenting species is bitter as hell. But the day
has only begun....
Peter's Christmas
TOS/AD
A little over a year ago, I wrote a well-received
story about a young man with a familiar last name, and his Christmas aboard
the Enterprise. Tinged with sadness, the TOS crew do their level best to
cheer him-- never realizing that the demon that haunts him is no intangible.
Even Peter doesn't realize that as bad as his life has gotten-- this is
only the beginning.
Writer's note : I am also re-writing this to retcon
with the later chapters of the story, which has evolved somewhat. In current
continuity, it would occur between Chapters 3 and 4 of 'Paradise Lost',
and just after my upcoming story 'The Madness'
Peter Kirk at
Play
MIS - TOS - Ancient Destroyer AU
March, 2284
PK, Admiralty Hall
Its good to be the heir apparent....
The Peter
Principle
TOS/AD
G
PK/Saav
Peter wonders if he and Saavik measure up to their
fathers....
Petty Revenge
DS9
Shortly after Worf and Jadzia's wedding
Sisko+two regulars
G -- No one gets hurt
Sisko took certain actions to keep Worf and Dax's
wedding ceremony on track. Now, he must pay for one of those. And he will
pay......
Petty Vengeance
BTVS
The Big 3
Time, methinks, for some ultra-subtle non-violence....
The Plague
TOS/AD
A strong R, for casual grisly death and like imagery,
strong sexual content
Peter Kirk, people of Deneva 3, TOS 7+, TOS alum
K/U, SaK/Aur, K/Aur
Resident Evil/Stephen Kingesque
Frame story, Deneva 3, October 1 - 31st, 2266
Just before and just after 'Operation : Annihilate',
May 2267 in Canon
As 10-year old Peter Kirk watches his world fall
away, Captain James Kirk must overcome an army of the living dead that
has arisen on Deneva 3. An evil has taken residence in the galaxy, and
this is merely its beginning. The Enterprise faces several horrid choices.
Plakson
TNG Actors and Roles
G
Drabble
Dr. Selar, Emissary Kehleyr, Female Q
We play many parts in life....
Plato's
Wild StepChildren
TOS
Its the end of 'Plato's StepChildren', and the amoral
telekinetics have been defeated. So everything's both hunkey and dorey....isn'tit?
The Play's
the Thing
TOS Remix
I Spy
Playback's a
Witch
Series: BTVS, Post-S6, immediately after 'Grave'
Type: Verbal revenge fic
Characters: Buffy, Willow, X, D
Rating: PG13, for harsh talk
Summary: Dark Willow certainly had some things to
say to her friends as the rampage built. Can it all just be let go?
Pottery
M*A*S*H
The Prairie
Syndrome
Just what planet did Jim Kirk 'Landon' this time?
Primed
The Infinite Paths
Peter Kirk of The Ancient Destroyer Universe and
Wesley Crusher of The Starting Over Universe.
PG, for a battle of wills.
Time-Travel/ST Debate
AD-Earth, America, 1995
The old Kirk vs. Picard debate goes on with their
heirs, in the midst of an American tragedy. Is either one right?
The Princess
Crewman
TOS/TAS/ThunderCats
G
M'Ress Has a Secret- Does Lion-O Hold the Answer?
A Private
Little Feud
TOS Remix
Episode Remixed: A Private Little War
G
Come and listen to my story bout' a man named Jim....
Priorities
Voyager
Post-EG, by minutes
Var. Voy, awaiting Admiral Owen Paris
Humorous Drabble
G
Admiral Paris quickly boards the returned Voyager---but
why?
Process
TOS/AD
PK/Saav
R
2280, JT Kirk's San Fran apartment
Saavik may not know art...
Psychopath
TOS/AD
Drabble Series
R, for a look inside a very disturbed mind
Brianna O'Reilly Kirk, mother of Sam and Jim in
the ADU
Three generations of Kirks are infected by one evil
presence, whose selfishness and pettiness know few if any bounds.
Thanks to Istannor, as always for the loan of certain
concepts and characters.
Pun-ishment
DS9
Kira & Ezri
Fantasized K/Ved. Bar
Humorous Drabble
PG13
Ezri hears what you say in confidence, heart open,
mind open, foot firmly in mouth....
Pun-ishment 2
DS9
Post WYLB
Worf and Martok
PG13
Humorous Drabble
Even Klingons have rituals that they find discomfiting...and
not all pain helps a warrior.
Pun-ishment 3
DS9
All, sort of--at Vic's
PG
Humorous Drabble
The song remains the same...
Pun-ishment 4
MIS - DS9/Voy
Post-Series
Drabble
PG
The Holo-Doc and Ezri Dax
The EMH always knew his template was a difficult
man, but.....
Pun-ishment 5
TNG, technically in the Starting Over Universe,
but before it diverged.
Humorous Drabble
Between AGT and Generations
P/C
G
Picard is granted a nobleman's title; Will Bev's
words prove somehow hazardous?
Pun-ishment 6
DS9
Season 7, before Dukat's cosmetic surgery
DS9 Crew, Dukat
PG
Humorous Drabble
Allow me to introduce Dukat...he's a man of wealth...and
culture!
Pun-ishment 7
TOS
PG
Uhura, the Lincoln-Image from Excalbia
None Taken, Mister President....Really!
Pun-ishment 8
TOS
G
Humorous Drabble
Kirk is about to have his wings clipped, and come
up with zero!
Pun-ishment 9
TOS
G
Humorous Drabble
Without meaning to, Cadet James Kirk sets something
big in motion....
Pun-ishment 10
Rating: G
Series: ENT
Type: Humorous Drabble
Characters : Archer, T'Pol
Summary: To answer a skeptcial T'Pol, Archer turns
to Lloyd, Fox and Zemeckis.
Pun-ishment 11
TOS/AD
Time-Setting: September, 2283
Rating: PG
Type: Drabble/Humor
Pairing Peter Kirk/Saavik
Summary: After 300 years, the search is over...
Pun-ishment 12
Series: TNG
Type: Humorous Drabble
Rating: PG
Summary: During movie night, a certain young crewman is more
annoying
than usual...
Pun-ishment 13
Series: DS9
Characters: Nog, Jake
Rating: PG
Type: Humorous Drabble
Summary: Ensign Nog may have taken away the wrong lesson...
Pun-ishment 14
Series: DS9
Characters: O'Brien, Rom
Rating: PG
Type: Humorous Drabble
Summary: Miles is smarrrrter than the ave-rage Chief...
Pun-ishment 16
Series: TNG and Voy, coda to the eps 'The Price' and 'False
Profits'
Characters: The Ferengis, Arridor and Kol
Rating: PG
Type: Humorous Drabble
Summary: Some people forget themselves, and some people just
never forget...
Pun-ishment 17
Series: DS9
Characters: Sisko, Odo
Rating: PG
Type: Humorous Drabble
Summary: But what about seasons six and seven? :)
Pun-ishment 18
Series: TNG, between seasons 1 and 2
Characters: Picard, Data, Wes
Rating: PG
Type: Humorous Drabble
Summary: As Bev says goodbye, Wes's reaction may not be what
his Captain thinks...
Series: TOS, set after ST5 and the Sybok affair
Type: Humorous Drabble
Character: Kirk
Part: 1/1
Rating: PG
Summary: She'll simply kill him...
Pun-ishment 20
Series: TOS, set after 'Wink Of An Eye'
Type: Humorous Drabble
Characters: Spock, McCoy
Part: 1/1
Rating: PG
Summary: Spock will endure...
Pun-ishment 21
Series: TNG, set after 'Phantasms'
Type: Humorous Drabbles
Characters: Data, O'Brien, Troi
Part 1/1
Rating: PG
Summary: In your dreams, Data...
Pun-ishment 22
Series: TNG, set after 'Phantasms'
Type: Humorous Drabbles
Characters: Data, O'Brien, Troi
Rating: PG
Summary: In your dreams, Data...
Pun-ishment 23
Series: DS9
Type: Humorous Drabble
Characters: Miles, Odo
Part: 1/1
Rating: PG
Summary: Miles reveals a secret to the Constable...
Pun-ishment 24
Series: ENT, Early S2
Type: Humorous Drabble
Characters: Hoshi, Reed
Rating: PG, for mild innuendo
Summary: After an infamous embarrassment, is Hoshi feeling
a bit paranoid?
Pun-ishment 25
Series: DS9
Type: Humor Drabble
Characters: Quark, Kai Winn
Rating: PG
Summary: Got a guilty conscience? Go see the man who is one
with the Profits.
Pun-ishment 26
Series: Voy
Type: Humor Drabble
Characters: EMH, Janeway
Rating: PG13, for innuendo
Summary: P/T goes way too far, and now is the clean-up...
Pun-ishment 27
Series: TNG
Type: Humorous Drabble
Characters: Picard, Q
Summary: Picard's crew *are* the modern Starfleet family...
Pun-ishment 28
Series: TNG
Type: Humorous Drabble
Characters: Riker, Data
Summary: Data has a final concern about a certain famous
author...
The Puzzle
BTVS
PG
Buffy and Xander ponder Amy, in light of recent events.
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